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fanging for august

Joey Magical and Bella C.R.E.A.M both seemed somewhat doubtful of my earlier proclamation that August is going to be fucking sweeter than a slippery nipple (no hangover).

So.... to recap - AUGUST!

  1. Circle Pit and Naked On The Vague and Bed Wettin Bag Boys are playing at the Sando
  2. FRIGHTENED FUCKING RABBIT
  3. Finishing like heaps of work on August 5 and then just putting life into second gear and taking a big slice of life pie and chilling the fuck out
  4. Yum Cha with The Blueders*
  5. "getting the gang back together"
  6. BLU MTNZ + psych-rap-jams*
  7. Three nights in St fucking Kilda
  8. Gonna probably start blogging about nuthin
  9. Betty Airs vs the two best Canberraian bands of 2010/ever - Assassins 88 and TV Colours
  10. Royal Headache and Warm Feelings are playing at Newtown RSL (for fucking FREE)
  11. Federal election drinking games - shots everytime Grillhard makes a shit redhead joke or Capt Abbotsford says "awww... jesus" or references his abdominals
  12. Staying at the ritzy Hilton in Sydney for a night and dining at some fancy restaurant and living larger than Big Poppa (tm) after seven double Whoppers and (tm) not paying for it (hows the voucher life)

*unconfirmed

July 28, 2010 [15:32]

hot stubble, moist warfare

July 26, 2010 [13:56]

i will cum down on life's face

Inspired by THIS CUNT/LEGEND and my current "can't be fucked taking shit photos on my iPhone" vibe.

Shakey / lunch beers / farewell Axe Wound / 'DROP DATABASE' / FUCK!!! / $125 per hour / May 28 / data entry / Entourage Season Five / Bow Wow / bed.

Code / groceries / code / "I should warn you, I've had a couple of drinks" / Sandringham 2.0 / death metal faces / Leo / blood toilets / "bassist had a work-related injury" / FURTHER! / Lawler The Glass Thrower / Townie / "nah, I think I'm ok" / gin / Netherlands / Toby / 3AM! / kebab / bed.

Hangover / Entourage Season Five / longneck / Black Rose / Fighting League / "the world's capital" / totel deemonz / Marf Loth / Vintage Cellars Steve / longneck / WINGMAN / Assasins 88 / Petersham Inn / longneck / Bed Wettin Bad Boys / "how do you guys know each other?" / ULTIMATE WINGMAN / white russians / Sifl & Olly / taxi swing-bys / Berisford? / Spectrum / We Say Bamboulee / vegie burgers / "he did what?" / Richard In Your Mind / traffic lights rug hat / "there's no guys here my age!" / mandatory Vampire Weekend song DJ boot-off / "I think we've finished the album!" / Vegas? / "are you gonna release the new Further record?" / 2AM / Oreos / bed.

8AM!!! / hangover / bacon / death / soccer / Astinos / chicken sandwich / Stu Mac's broken shoes / mild repeating / Entourage Season Six / Whores? / wingman? / pull out hoes / Modern Family / bed.

July 5, 2010 [16:42]

i tried to buy some hard drives today

Thank you for placing your order with Harris Technology. For privacy and protection of the Credit Card holder we require the attached Address and Identity Check Form to be completed by the cardholder and returned to the Customer Service Department with the relevant ID attached before your order can be processed.

Hey Simon, Attached is the completed form.. please let me know if all ok, JonathAn Nail

Hi Jonathon, Please resend with ID attached. Simon

Hi Simon, Scan of drivers license attached. Regards, JonathAn Nail

We require all fields on this form to be completed with the relevant information by the card holder with a copy of the card holder's drivers licence, back & front and a copy of the credit card, back & front attached.

hey Simon, don't worry about it, please just cancel my order, i'll buy the hard drives somewhere else, thanks, JonathAn Nail

Hello Jonathon, Sorry for the inconvenience. Your order has been cancelled and no funds have been captured. Simon

JonathAn

June 22, 2010 [17:51]

m.o.b

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June 21, 2010 [21:02]

todo-this-week.txt

sunday
+ marrickville metro - new flanno/shoes
+ upload passenger widget progress - email d-med
+ concrete playground updates - see email from rich
+ make notes for new pedo developer
+ watch shitloads of true blood

monday
+ 8.30/ meeting with new pedo developer
+ call david re: wp tutorials
+ call detective re: jacket
+ start cutting mj site

tuesday
+ mj cutting (cont)
+ passenger widget (cont) - pending feedback

wednesday
+ mj - start on code smashing
+ passenger widget (cont) - pending feedback

thursday
+ PEABODY @ PETERSHAM BOWLO - call scott give him the details

friday
+ running - parramatta (? check distance)
+ grocery shopping
+ movies (?) - "farewell"

saturday
+ mj up for testing (?)
+ JETS - 3pm @ henson park
+ betty airs @ oaf

sunday
+ soccer @ engadine - 11.40
+ death

June 20, 2010 [16:56]

eat, drink, fuc

June 8, 2010 [08:17]

thuggglife

May 30, 2010 [16:38]
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